IF ANYONE HAPPENED TO BE AT PENANG ON FRIDAYS WITHIN THIS SEPTEMBER, STAY AWAY FROM THE ESPLANADE. STAY AWAY FROM THOSE NASIK KANDAR STALLS. STAY FURTHER AWAY FROM THE UNESCO HERITAGE SITE. FUCKING DON'T BE ANY NEAR TO THE BACKPACKER'S HAVEN CHULIA STREET. AND FUCK THE UPPER PENANG ROAD. FUCK THE BAGS OF PICKLE SHOPPING. FUCK THE BECA RIDE. FUCK THE TROPICAL DIRTY MAINSTREAM BEACH. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, FUCK HARD ROCK HOTEL. AND FUCK LAKSA TOO!!!
GO TO SOUNDMAKER STUDIO INSTEAD, HAVE A TASTE OF THE REAL PENANG EXCITEMENT.